No Tomorrow Hot Sauce
5 oz. bottle of Goya "No Tomorrow" Jalapeno Pineapple Hot Sauce.
Brought to you by Heartbreaking Dawns.
If it is important to you to meet new people so that you can climb the social ladder and advance yourself, then this is not the hot sauce for you. However, if you are sick of things like "networking", "creating buzz", "making friends", "progress", and "life", then this just may be the hot sauce you're looking for. Swallow a whole bottle along with your hopes and dreams for a better world in which people actually give a fuck about one another, grab a gun, execute as many of these heartless motherfuckers as you can before the pigs catch you, then put the barrel in your mouth and end your miserable, pathetic, pointless existence. Goya. This is the taste of freedom.
Bottled exclusively by:
Heartbreaking Dawns Artisan Foods LLC.
PO Box 10877
Glendale, AZ 85318
Ingredients: Pineapple (Pineapple, Pineapple Juice), Water, Jalapeno Peppers, Onions, Carrots, White Vinegar, Sugar, Lime Juice, Green Habanero Peppers, Salt, Garlic, Red Habanero Peppers